Eris Turner

A kid with wild dreams.

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Scary story about cheesy bananas

Sir top hat was eating bananas as usual, but then he opened a banana and it was cheesy. He ate it anyway. A few days later, he had a big bad FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he said “O’ MYGOSHOHMYGOSH” he exploded with the fart.

THE END

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Mermaid Race

Eris wanted to make a movie about a mermaid race today. We came up with a thin plot about a mermaid needing a sandwich to have enough energy for a race.

Enjoy :-)

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Surf Ninja Girls - The Fight Against Everything

The first days of Spring are always amazing in San Diego. Flowers are blooming, birds chirp and the surfing is starting to get amazing. It was the best for day of spring the ninjas ever had. They all agreed that 2014 was pretty awesome so far.

After a long day of surfing, the girls came home to find that the gaming computer was already on and Minecraft was already running. The problem was that their brother was already playing… and the character he was playing was Bowser.

This freaked the Surf Ninjas out so bad that they shrieked: EeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkK!!!!“ and decided to not play Minecraft that day.

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Mario Game Idea

Once upon a time Mario was getting dressed for his birthday. He forgot his hat, and at first he didn’t notice. Bowser decided he would visit Mario while wearing a disguise. Bowser decided to wear a Luigi disguise and use a shrink machine to become the same size as Luigi. Once he was properly disguised, Bowser walked to Mario’s house and knocked on the door.

When Mario answered the door, Bowser said “Hello, Brother!”
“I’m so glad to see you!” Mario replied, he was very happy to see Luigi on his birthday.
Mario reached out to give the fake Luigi a hug. Mario was able to feel the spikes of Bowser’s shell under his disguise. When Mario realized this wasn’t really his brother, he let go of the hug and jumped back while slamming the door in Bowser’s face.

Mario shouted “Hey! You’re not my brother Luigi, you’re an imposter!”. When Bowser heard Mario’s accusation he let out a chuckle “bwah,...

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Surf Ninja Girls - The Return to Minecraft

The girls returned home and teleported into their Minecraft world after surfing all day only to discover that their little brother Dio has installed the “Wintercraft” mod. The mod had frozen their “return home” button, and it didn’t work.

They went on an adventure to warm the button. They met Ariel who asked the girls to help save her father from Mr. Business. The Surf Ninjas were the perfect heroes to fight Mr. Business. He was no challenge for them, as he was completely unprepared to fight three awesome ninjas.

After saving Ariels dad, he helped the girls warm their button by using his magical trident and the girls got home just in in time for dinner.

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Surf Ninja Girls - First Trip to Minecraft

The Girls go into their backyard when they realize their house has been teleported into their Minecraft world. The go on an adventure to get back home. They build a treehouse and meet other Minecraft residents.

They finally got home when they built a portal.

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The Surf Ninja Girls

San Diego has three heroes that keep the city safe. They call themselves the Surf Ninja Girls. The only thing they like more than adventures, is surfing.

Atula Mallows is the oldest and protects the younger sisters.

Beeti Mallows is the middle sister, and she’s best at poking eyes in fights.

Chloe Mallows is the youngest sister and also the fastest.

The sisters also have a brother named Dio Mallows, he’s a bother and nuisance.

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